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reneevvalker:

Andrew has never said he loves Neil. He has never said those specific, said all too often, worn out, cliche, words. He doesn’t want to fall prey to vulnerability. So he tucks them away, deep in his heart. Andrew only takes them out late at night, with Neil next to him in bed, the covers pulled all round him. The rain patters softly and the room lit with the orange glow of passing traffic. Neither of them could sleep in darkness, where their nightmares lie, anyway.

Andrew doesn’t say the words, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t show love through his actions. The extra cup of coffee he makes in the morning, while waiting for Neil to come back from his run. The cartoons he places on in the background because neil is stuck too far in his own head, and needs something else to focus on. The cats he puts up with because they make Neil smile. He does not like that stupid voice Neil makes when talking to them. Not at all. The midnight texts when they’re in separate states and the silence in the air is too tight. The want, not need, to make sure Neil is eating enough and not stressing over idiotic things. Andrew has never told Neil he loves him, but he really doesn’t have to. Neil knows. And Neil cherishes.

graysons:

I’ve always taken it for granted that I’m fighting the good fight, I guess mostly due to my faith in Batman. But I have to admit, up here on the urban highwire, I take a lot of liberties. I tell myself they’re all justified, but isn’t that what everybody tells themselves? Does anybody wake up thinking, “Today, I’m going to cross the line”?

sabrecmc:

xtaticpearlsblog:

viudanegraaa:

xtaticpearlsblog:

Omfg remember Loki asking Tony in Avengers – “How will your friends have time to fight me when they will be busy fighting you?”

He was right. Holy shit he was proven right down the line. It was Loki’s sceptre that had the Mind Stone that brought up the entire AoU mess so his spectre did work in making the team fight Tony in an indirect way. And in CACW almost the entire team, the entire Avengers 2012 team at least, goes against Tony which leads to all of them breaking up later. That makes them unprepared for Thanos when he comes because they had been too busy fighting each other.

Loki was right. Tony’s team didn’t have time for the enemy because they were busy fighting him. Holy shit callback.

Pearl, I’m literally going to fight you wtf

Okay but you know what makes it even better? Tony’s best reply to Loki saying he has an army is that they have a Hulk. To which Loki comments that he thought the ‘beast had wandered off’.

GUESS WHO DIDN’T MAKE AN APPEARANCE IN THE END (during IW) WHEN TONY WAS HOPING HE WOULD??? HULK!!

Tony leaves himself out of his list of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes and ends up away from the rest of the original team on Titan.

lesbianjohnmulaney:

Kevin Day’s life is essentially the Delta airlines routine

You know, I don’t wanna name an actual Exy team, so let’s just make one up; let’s call it “Palmetto State Foxes.”

So, I’ll join “Palmetto State Foxes” and I’ll show up at the Foxhole Court and I’ll go, “Can everyone listen to me, please?”

And they go, “No. We don’t care for your opinion.”

And I go, “Okaaay!”

And then I go to the bathroom.

And then I come out of the bathroom and I go, “Any updates?” and they go “Yeah, we talked shit about you while you were in the bathroom.

Because we hate you.

Now take this goalie that won’t cooperate, go fetch!”

And I go “Okaaay!” and I go over to Andrew Minyard and go, “Can you practice Exy with me, please?” and he goes “NO!”

And I go “Okaaay!”

And he goes, “You need to grow a spine, don’t you?”

And I go “Nooo,” and he goes “SAY IT!” and I go “I need to grow a spine.“

And then I go over to the rookie, Neil Josten, which is an oxymoron, and I go, “Can you please not cause any trouble?” and he goes “No!

In fact, I’m actually Nathaniel Wesninski!

And I’m gonna piss off Riko so he fucks with us!”

And I go “Why are you doing this to me?!”

And he goes, “Because we’re Palmetto State Foxes, and life is a fucking nightmare~!”

faunigraphic:

queenixx:

thelittlemerms:

pixie-tot:

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety 

its funny how you say non-millennials as if millennials aren’t offended bei every little tiny thing that could possibly happen

being offended by wearing a coat inside is very different to being offended by violent racism but sure enjoy your tea