i-h8-u-no-u-dont:

i-h8-u-no-u-dont:

i-h8-u-no-u-dont:

fire-breathing-misfit:

In no particular order: my favourite parts of the Captive Prince trilogy

– Damen upon discovering Torveld is in love with Laurent: “oh wow I had no idea Torveld had a thing for reptiles”

– Ancel coming out on stage to perform holding a stick and Damen immediately assuming he’s about to shove it in his own ass

– “Your uncle asked me to spy on you by taking you to bed” “did you agree?” “If I bedded you, you’d know it.”

– “I wouldn’t make you do anything distasteful, Nicaise” “looking at you is distasteful”

– “Maybe I’d like you if you were not a foot taller” “It’s considerably less than a foot.” “Feels like more when you argue with me on points of honour”

– Laurent asking Damen how to knock on the door of a brothel: “this is your arena after all”

– “It’s not my fault nobody in your country can think in a straight line”

– “I can’t get to Laurent in time to save him from his attacker!” *grabs sword* “YEET.”

– Aimeric continuously being a cockblock

– Laurent, about to go off on Guion: “Damen is 100% of my impulse control, unfortunately for you he isn’t here right now”

– *laurent is given a pleasure slave who’s pumped to get it on with him* Damen: “You realize he’s gonna make you sit around in his room and do jackshit.”

– “You might have killed Damen!” “That’s the idea.”

– “Who do you want to guard Jokaste’s prison cell?” “Find the two gayest men here and make them do it.”

– Damen, despite being king, standing on Laurent’s command to serve him like some medieval version of “Daddy pass the salt”

– laurent: *puts on a dress and pretends to be jokaste, then once they’re safe he’s very obviously still getting changed when he gets out the wagon, and shrugs into his jacket while throwing the dress not back into the wagon but to one of the soldiers to get rid of, no fucks in sight* damen: “deal with it”

– damen being bi as all fuck and having a type which extends beyond gender/sex; blonde and blue eyed and smart and sassy as all hell

– LAURENT!! IS!!! BOOKISH!!! AS!!! FUCK!!!

– damen: *major I wanna fuck eyes across the training ground* lazar: “Ok mate point taken like same af”

– laurent being awkward and cute

– laurent treating nicaise like a brother

– nicaise in general ok rip my sapphire son

– damen being oblivious as all fuck to how much he’s wrecking laurent during the sports stuff

– DAMEN BEING SHY

– damen: “stop laughing! You’re gonna give me a boner! I don’t wanna die! We are literally trapped on a balcony behind a door while guards accuse a prostitute of being you while you are disguised as a pet AND THEY ARE LESS THAN 10 FEET FROM US and will you please stop laughing!” Laurent, through his giggles: “wild animal”

– laurent: *looks damen in the eye while kicking a slate off the roof* “run bitch”

– just these 2 and their adventures

– “charls! My cousin charls. I’m charls. We are both cloth merchants. We are both renowned. We are named after our grandfather. Charls.”

– damen, nik, lazar, jord, literally everyone: “hide ok maybe they won’t see the very big illegal broken wagon if those soldiers see us we’re dead” Laurent, climbing on top of wagon and waving silk in the air: “YOOHOO SOLDIERS!!!!!”