The first time steve and tony have sex against a wall steve accidentally punches a hole through the drywall and tony Frames It

itsallavengers:

itsallavengers:

Modern Art

Steve: Oh My God Tony I’m so sorry I just lost track of myself a bit, I’ll pay to fix it, Jesus, this is so embarrassing I-

Tony, already measuring it up, taking photos with his mobile whilst he pulls up his pants: JARVIS get me on the phone with the fucking Louvre I’ve got a new exhibition for them.

optimysticals:

featherquillpen:

pagerunner:

peroxidepirate:

See, this kills me because it’s a pretty fucking fundamental driving force in Eliot Spencer’s character – “you can’t make that promise to more than one person.” And yet he ends the series doing exactly that.

The evil writerly part of my brain wants to know what happens when he can’t be there for Parker and Hardison both at the same moment. Whether it’s a heist gone wrong and he has to choose who to protect, or they’re in conflict with each other and he can’t avoid taking sides – what happens? 

Hardison. (At least for the job gone wrong, and assuming nothing in the job fundamentally supercedes it by putting other’s lives in danger.) Parker would tell him to get Hardison out and he’d do it, because that’s what makes them…them.

And when Hardison demands why, Eliot tells him, “she said to say, there’s never a plan M.”

i feel personally attacked by this headcanon

It’s ok, I wasn’t using those feelings.